poutyowl:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

growlithed:

i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

hoopnadziejahyvongnadiyatoivo:

Melvil Poupaud

hungerd:

t

rebeccaathome:

Crying.

princessenasty:

theonewhosawitall:

whatifidontknowwhoiam:

I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.

I was wrong.

they should just start to higher tumblr to make adverts for them.

tHE OOD ONE 

inbox:

Like a good neighbor, I do not care

but some how I know you never will.

christina-r-a-e:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

brb moving to australia

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr:  thqys