i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.
I was wrong.
they should just start to higher tumblr to make adverts for them.
tHE OOD ONE
Like a good neighbor, I do not care
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
brb moving to australia